YAY FOR CALIFORNIA GAYS!

First, you know it's always the lesbians that jump into relationships way too fast and want to get married and shit. So that's why I put a picture of a wedding cake topper of the big breasted and large and in charge dykes above. Wear a wedding dress for crying out loud. (Dear Lord, don't let me be attacked by lesbians or lez-buns as my dear grandmother would say). Aren't they cute with their little beady eyes and cute glasses?

But more importantly, I'm getting on a bus to California!! Ok, maybe a plane and bringing all my shit because the gays are getting married. I'm not entirely sure I want to get married right now and I am single so that poses another issue, but woohooo it's a hell of a lot better than getting hitched in cold ass Massachusetts.

You know Kevin on Brothers and Sisters just got "married" to Scotty in California. Damn, they actually is gonna be married. That's hardcore.

Finally I just want to send a quick message to the people in California hoping to pass a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in the state to override the Cali Supreme Court's decision.... We just want to be treated the same and live our lives without too much intrusion. Ok? We promise that we will treat marriage with at least the same respect as straight people do.... Ok, we might even do a little better.

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